What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : No

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

He : Tea ?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What are some cool confidence hacks?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

Me : Sure.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What was your first impression of The Carter V by Lil Wayne? Did it feel like 2008 Wayne, when you heard the first few songs.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I don't drink

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Has anyone experienced an out of the body experience, as a child, years before you had ever heard the term or understood the implications?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What melts your heart every time without fail?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : I'm 24.

Is TikTok a creation of the porn industry? To make porn more normalized and accepted? So the porn industry doesn’t lose customers?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Thank you.